Here Too hilarious, if you have been following those bloggers’ blogs.
Me: “I’ll be back guys. Gotta go pee.” Comes back in five minutes. “So did I miss anything?”
Bloggerb: “Umm.. not much. Megha got 18 more comments. Manish wrote four posts at UltraBrown, and made 3 releases of RocketPost. Amit made 11 posts on his blog, and wrote an article each for Cricinfo and the Wall Street Journal.”
Kiru: “If Himesh Reshammaiya can be the most popular music director in India, why can’t I be the number one blogger?”
Me: “Why are you guys here? Who invited you? Jai, is your DVD player broke or something? Chandrahas, don’t you have a book to review or a mattress to buy? Ammani, what about quick tale 156? Who’ll write it if you are here? Please leave.”
Unidentified Young Man: “This confusion arose because of the unfamiliarity of this gentleman with the word podcasting. Since he didn’t know the word, he assumed it meant something dirty.”
Me: “Dude, why do you keep stating the obvious all the time? Who are you?”
Unidentified Young Man: “My name is Patrix. I run Desipundit.”
Dilip: “What a thought provoking statement. That makes you a fine journalist.”
GreatBong: Clears throat.
Bloggerathruzandsomeothers: “Ha, Ha, Ha. Hilarious.”
GreatBong: “Shut up guys, this is serious stuff. So, Dilip, tell us how calling all men morons makes one a fine journalist?”
Dilip: “Oh a difficult question. How I wish this was my blog – I could’ve buried this one under a deluge of posts.”
GreatBong: “So ?”
And not to miss, Falstaff’s comment!